I’ve been putting this off for 2 weeks now, that I’m no longer sure if Wonder Woman is still showing in the cinemas. But just like what people who subjected themselves to dodgy forms of contraception say once they know they’re in the clear: “It’s better late than never.”

I know I’ve been kinda slacking off which is why I didn’t get to post anything last month. Emphasis on “kinda”, because despite the makeup hiatus, I was still exercising my “creativity”…through Android themes customization. #ExcusesExcuses

Behold, the fruits of my newfound addiction:

IF you have a launcher app (I’m using Nova Prime) and the Zooper Widget Pro running in your Android phone, you can use my themes (or not, su telefono es no mi freakin telefono IDGAF) by downloading the resources above (originally uploaded all for the sake of Reddit upvotes lel).

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Right.

Now that I’ve gotten that outta my system, I can finally blabber on about my Wonder Woman comic book makeup look (which is why…you know, I have this makeup blog in the first place)…or at least, my attempt to look like the comic book version of Wonder Woman–an entire month of not holding a makeup brush made me rusty af.

I mean, I am aware that I am no Paolo Ballesteros and there’s not enough makeup in the world that will allow me to look as good as the bunions Gal Gadot (who used to be That Stunning Chick Who Made Me Rewind Her Bikini Scene In Fast & Furious 5 Because Ghad I Kennat With Dat Bone Structure…so you can just imagine my reaction when she resurfaced as the new Wonder Woman) probably acquired from hours of wearing those wicked Wonder Woman boots. So I settled on making myself look comical instead.

Face:

1. bareMinerals Prime Time makeup primer
2. Revlon PhotoReady Liquid Foundation in Natural Beige
3. L’Oreal True Match Crayon Concealer in I-kennat-remember
4. NYX Sculpt & Highlight duo PLUS bareMinerals soft focus in Warmth PLUS Benefit’s Watt’s Up for the extreme contouring/highlighting
5. the gold, red & white shades from the Flash Color Palette for the headband, Snazaroo black face paint for the lines (I find Snazaroo creamier/more pigmented)
6. Rihanna size of forehead as your canvas

Eyes:

1. NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil in white as eyeshadow base
2. White, Nude, Taupe, Sable, & Espresso from the Lorac Pro palette for the smokey eye
3. NYX retractable black eyeliner for tightlining
4. Maybelline Hypergloss black liquid eyeliner for the winging
5. Nichido False Eyelashes + the holy grail that is Nichido Eyelash Glue
6. Benefit Roller Gal Mascara

Lips: Urban Decay comfort matte lipstick in Doubt

Directions:

1. Ehhh who am I kidding, I simply recreated Shonagh Scott’s makeup look. Easier said than done though–yes I can manage drawing an upside down nose or an extra set of eyes–but a perfectly-symmetrical, 5-pointed star?! Took me 2 Thor movies to finish.